雷死人的愚人節祝福短信

來源：查字典祝福語網  發布時間： 2015-11-03

  Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi ~~~~~ what is built Nie ah? !

  因為你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現在的我想說的是~~~~~我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!

  Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics, shoot you use the most appropriate!

  磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產之一，具有殺傷力強，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點，所以拍你用它最合適!

  Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fools Day!

  心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節快樂!

  Notice: April Fools Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!

  通告：愚人節來臨，4月1日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人!

  Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fools Day!

  沙僧說：我有16變!八戒說：我有32變!悟空說：我有72變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機看短信呢!愚人節快樂!

  After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediately eat two fruits, three ring relaxed belt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?

  飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺!八戒：記住了嗎?

  Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?

  今天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實在是可愛極了。真不知你當年是怎么賽過兔子的?

  You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig But today April Fools Day!

  你站在人群中，被柔柔的風吹起的長發，像人間最美的旋律，在我心頭久久回蕩，使我想說：你的假發要掉了今天可是愚人節哦!

  You find one you love deserves the love, I not understand you and your feelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!

  你去找一個值得你愛的去愛，我不夠了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事無法勉強，有些距離無法超越，就像昨天我無法相信，為了根骨頭你就跟人跑了!

  In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

  在我眼里，你看上去永遠是無憂無慮，吃飯永遠是津津有味，睡覺永遠是酣然入睡我真羨慕你呀，唉!有時候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的!