英文版的愚人節惡搞短信

來源：查字典祝福語網  發布時間： 2015-11-03

  1.we two who and who? 咱倆誰跟誰阿

  2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你?

  3.If you dont bird me,I dont bird you !如果你不鳥我，我也不鳥你!

  4.I will give you some color to see see !我要給你點顏色瞧瞧!

  5.you me you me 彼此彼此

  6.You Give Me Stop!! 你給我站住!

  7.know is know noknow is noknow知之為知之，不知為不知...

  8.小明：I am sorry!

  老外：I am sorry too!

  小明：I am sorry three!

  老外：What are you sorry for?

  小明：I am sorry five!

  9.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條

  10.I call Li old big. toyear 25.我叫李老大，今年25。

  11.as far as you go to die 有多遠，死多遠!!!!