1.The cat shuts its eyes when stealing cream.

帽偷吃奶油的時候總是閉著眼睛。

2.I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

我不知道第三次世界大戰會用什么武器，但我確定第四次世界大戰用的武器會是棍子和石頭。

3.If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.

如果你決心講述真相，就把體面留給裁縫。

4.Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

啊，女人，你使高尚者更高尚，也能創造更多卑微者。

5.In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God.

胡話一開始也就是胡話，但這些胡話是和上帝有關的，所以最后胡話也就成了上帝。

6.A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

在精神病院隨便走走表明信仰什么都不是。

7.Is man one of Gods blunders? Or is God one of mans blunders?

人類是上帝犯的一個錯誤，還是上帝是人類犯的一個錯誤。

8.Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

閱讀保健類書籍時要小心，你可能死于錯誤印刷。

9.I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

我從不參加葬禮，但我會寫封親切的信表明我是贊成葬禮的。

10.The man who doesnt read good books has no advantage over the man who cant read them.

不讀好書的人與那些讀不懂他們的人相比，沒有什么好得意的。

11.Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

為什么你坐在那兒，看上去就像一個沒寫地址的郵封？

12.Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.

政府既需要牧羊人也需要屠夫。